Davislove and I almost kinda met her! Well, we went to see Monsters of Podcasting at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival and she was standing outside the theater. I made this knowing eye contact with her that was like, “you’re Janeane Garofalo! I know you’re Janeane Garofalo…but I don’t have the balls to say anything!” And then we went inside….
i would have grabbed you by the balls and dragged you over there with me to say JUST THAT! :)
please enjoy this photo taken shortly after I chased her through the Austin Convention Center shouting “JANEANE! JANEANE!” until she stopped and kindly chatted with me after first looking rather frightened.
i didn’t do one last week, but i’m going to keep FRFAMT (Five Random Facts about Melissa Thursday) going for sokeri. (you’re the best.)
when i was a kid i used to practice karate in the hallway while everyone was asleep. one night i accidentally punched my sister in the cheek. & stomach. & boobs.
the most popular DM i get is people asking me how i survive with no job or savings account. i’m glad you worry, but i’ll never tell you the answer.
the first time i got high was cap & gown portrait day my senior year of high school. i burned off one of my eyebrows, but my mother’s only reaction was, “aw, your smile is so big in this picture! you look so happy!”
before this, no one except delgrosso knew that i’m starting improv classes in july. i’m oh-god-i’m-having-a-panic-attack-quick-where’s-my-xanax scared.
the other day i was craving something sweet but didn’t feel like going to the store, so i drank an entire bottle of corn syrup. i ended up running around the block at record speed & stopping occassionally to do that i-love-what-you-do-for-me-80s-&-90s-toyota-commercial jump.
“I’ve loved so many times and I’ve drowned them all.
From their coral graves, they rise up when darkness falls.
With their bones they’ll scratch the window…
…stay with me under these waves, tonight.
Be free for once in your life tonight.”—
Jeff Buckley, Nightmares by the Sea (via insooutso)