February 2010
nothing feeds a hunger like a thirst
-1984-deactivated20120416 asked: I think I sat next to you for a bit at the Mars bar in SF, but I wish I would have gotten a picture with you. Thanks for getting a great pic of me licking the beegirl. I think she was a bee. AND THANKS for the sokeri button. I forgot to bring it to show you I still have it because I think it was packed. Also, I have moved and should be sending you my new address shortly.
WE MUST...
WE MUST...
“if you want to get even, start with the people who’ve been good to you.”
January 2010
davislove asked: What about hand job protection? Did you learn anything about that?
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
after the day I had
I am pleased to answer any questions not related to cell phones and cell phone plans. although I do know a whole hell of a lot about handset protection after the 2 hour training.
so when are the rest of you moving to portland?
2 A-Holes @ A Crime Scene →
“he looked like jesus…”
ew. thanks a lot.
sonicocean:
poeks:
I fancy myself a pretty open-minded lady. But really. Take. Care. Of. That. Situation.
THAT IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT… It’s like… you want to pet it. Or. Maybe it was a special scratch and sniff edition.
I just flashed on a memory from when I was like 10 and we were away for some new year’s weekend with my parents friends and they were all partying because it was...
I wish I had thought to kidnap Bee and bring her...
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“but I’m happier here but I’m happier here but I’m happier here...”
– do I sound convincing?
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how do you break up with a city?
stop sleeping over? can you still be friends? or should you avoid anything to do with it, burn your photos, stop talking to mutual friends, until you’re finally over the heartbreak?
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Dear Secret Tumblr SFTU Edition:
I can’t believe you even know who I am.
I want to have your babies.
I want you to adopt me and be my mom and dad.
I’m sorry I drank your beer.
I… I don’t get the hype.
I wish I’d had the chance to talk with you more.
you too.
and you.
you’re much nicer than I was told you are.
wow, I wish I had been wrong about you. but nope.
SQUEEEEEEE!
sometimes...
added item to the list of things about my friends...
Jen/poeks has a photo of my mother’s cat (bugsy) as her iphone wallpaper. not even one of the cute photos.
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“examining myself for bruises. only unexplained instances have been discovered on...”
– me
in every handbag or tote, unused for years now, chosen randomly from an assorted collection, I find toothpicks I carried around for you.
samantigen-deactivated20100508- asked: ! Are you sokeri from TotalFark?
I added you as a result of someone else reposting you-- I had no idea you were a TFer (if you are in fact that sokeri). Anyway, hi! Your posts are always well written, so I have to compliment.
Best,
Samantha (SamSap, TF)
I added you as a result of someone else reposting you-- I had no idea you were a TFer (if you are in fact that sokeri). Anyway, hi! Your posts are always well written, so I have to compliment.
Best,
Samantha (SamSap, TF)
the rest of you keep posting photos of the rest of...
I LOVE YOU.
shall we make a deal?
I’ll stop posting photos of myself if you stop posting photos of myself. win/win
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he toys with my sanity.
his smiles seduce,
my strength is stolen.
never mind the lies spun
from the foreign smirk,
vacant-eyed promises spewed
to satisfy my want for his heaven-scent.
my memory is stained,
a tarnished vision of his silhouette.
forget the surrendered sacrifices,
tender intimacies shared with strangers.
I long for kisses of sandpaper-silk
to serenade my flesh with their...
Mary.
I think I saw you for 3 seconds. THAT WAS NOT LONG ENOUGH.
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Adventures of me the bee in SF →
igotyourcrazy:
Thank you, thank you, thank you Sarah!! These photos are amazing. I was going to download them and upload them to an album on my Flickr account but good god there are a lot and I’m definitely not complaining! Thank you everyone who took the time to pose with “me” Apparently the popular pose was to lick and/or take a bite out of me. I’ll take it. Looks like I had a blast...
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uploading my 69 photos now.
69 photos of @Igotyourcrazy, my progressively drunker chins, and a bunch of awesome peoples that are missing a bunch of other awesome peoples because I was sitting with the badges most of the night so I wouldn’t hurt all the awesome peoples.
look for them soon, at a SFTU Flickr photo group near you.
I never claimed to be a photographer. or sober.
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oh. wow. so uh... I guess I *did* take some photos...
I’ll get right on that.
you say it's your birthday? it's that person's...
I love birthdays. not just because there’s cake. I love that a birthday is an excuse to give someone you like or love or even just kind of know some extra attention.
right now I get to wish happy birthday cake eating day to two people who I think are pretty gosh darn awesome.
I wish I had realized when I met you both this weekend that it was my chance to give you proper birthday hugs. I...
something something I can always join a gym and...
but you’ll always be an ugly asshole on the inside.
awwww. how sad for you.
OH AND BY THE WAY.
yeah yeah @poeks is all awesome for the stuff she did. but did you guys know that she also spent the entire fucking SFTU handing her trash to me? pretending she was giving me a precious gift, cupped in her hand, she passed on CHEWED UP STICKS FROM ALREADY EATEN SUCKERS.
I should have punched her.
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my dashboard just had an abortion.
"meeting @poeks for tacos"
I should probably shower and stuff.
I really like her. so I’ll try not to punch her.
