November 2010
WatchMore Happy Halloween!
I love these babies so much.
WatchHappy Halloween!
October 2010
Sharks
BFF: why do you like sharks if everything about them is terrible?
Olivia, 5: because I like bad things.
While watching 20/20 about heroin and the friend...
BFF: so how do you keep your kids safe and away from this?
Me: I think you should just start now, put them in pre-hab.
“he *was* the best actor out of Madras.”
– BFF’s husband, on the subject of River Phoenix
Watchmore Max and football. and his dad.
WatchWARNING: do not watch if you hate cute kids
somehow, this boy who (unsuccessfully) tried to talk me into these shoes is a total jock with two super not jock parents.
I'm sorry for spamming Tumblr with all the kid...
I visit once a year and they are at such fun ages. just ignore me for the next few days and then it will be all GPOY and what I had for dinner as usual.
thanks for indulging me.
BFF's husband
He referred to Facebook as Footbook so that’s what it’s called now.
“The only mistake you can make is giving up.”
– 5 year old niece, clearly not knowing most of my life story.
On Elvis
Me: do you know who Elvis is?
3: no
Me: he's the King of Rock n Roll
3: I thought that was the lion.
Me: no that's king of the jungle
Choice quotes from the 4 year old I'm babysitting...
“it would make me sad if you wouldn’t cuddle me.”
Hands me a tissue, “will you help me make this into a little screwdriver to pick my nose?”
there comes a day when you stop waiting for your...
well, fuck, I guess this is it.
“Accepting an invitation to an evening of sexual deviance is completely different...”
– Dear Coke Talk: On the right answer.
so basically, I'm a moron.
two nights ago I included an unnecessary and wrong apostrophe in a tweet. today I used the word “questional” which is not actually a word. no, I was not attempting cutesy toddler speak as is the fashion of some of those who post around here. I meant to type “questionable” but failed. I hang my head in shame.
but then, I didn’t go to college and I barely graduated...
