tilly and the wall/pot kettle black
I’ve taken everything I can for it. I want to die.
while discussing online/offline personalities at...
I wondered aloud if I was so very different in one venue than the other, as so many seem to be. I’ve always maintained that I’m pretty much just who I am, what you read is what you get. one of my dinner companions opined that I am “funnier” in person. I believe I may have blushed. but now I realize she meant “looking” THANKS A LOT JEN.
Elvis thinks you’re the devil in disguise.
aaaand this just made me cry.
as many of you know, the step-dad who raised me passed in 2001. cancer. although he was part of my life for as long as I can remember, we hadn’t had an easy relationship after he and my mom divorced when I was 15. but he was my younger sister’s dad and his extended family was the family I grew up with and he was always in my life. unfortunately, it took his illness for us to truly let...
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ok that's it. we're choosing teams and picking out...
So, here’s a little comedy listening advice for shitheads: if you don’t get it,...– plaid lemur
last night, guttural screaming.
tonight, too exhausted to sigh.
*almost* posted audio.
of my guttural screams. because today can fucking suck it. instead I’m taking a deep breath and a xanax. you are welcome.
tired of whys choking on whys just need a little because because– fiona apple
Happy President’s Day! the presidents of...
I’ve never seen The Goonies. I have a long list of movies that I’ve shockingly never seen. but this is the only one I feel kind of bad about.
lindstifa asked: Hi?
atsirhc asked: i know you love cheese but.. do you have one absolute favorite kind of cheese? like if you had to pick ONE cheese to take on an island with you to eat for the rest of your life, what would it be?
just a note to say that I have, several times over the last decade, gone off meds and returned to them. one kind or another. I am, for the most part, ok off of them. but when I’m not ok, I’m really not ok. and I’ve learned that there is no shame in realizing that I am better off medicated. it can be so frustrating to deal with the doctor/insurance/refilling part of the process...
the most self destructive girl I know she’s a little lost in the vertigo lipstick smeared red cherry paste hides unborn lies you cannot taste your never girl with her sweet voice hushed stands at your door in her velvet crushed and pulls you to her milky way a perfect end to her scarlet day she’s the suicide star of her poison cinema what a toy you are to this viral nebula but you can’t say no to...
I was just out in the world and it is covered with...
I went to the grocery store and a big name drug store and I was blinded by red and pink and hearts and roses and hearts and candy and cupcakes and hearts. I am traumatized.
y’know, i don’t look forward to seeing you again soon you’ll...– ani difranco - untouchable face
Because we all know the ladies love nothing more than a man who smells like golf...– fireland
my silence does not mean I have nothing to say, it’s that I don’t know where to start.
tonight, on Cooking on Percocet and no money in...
chicken breast marinated in The Original Taco House salad dressing with that spirally pasta and cheese. applesauce.
SE Portland meth lab discovery surprises law enforcement– From my cache of Charming Portland News Headlines (via poeks) um, a SE Portland meth lab discovery is surprise to no one.
toosweet4rnr: Jeff Buckley - Just Like A Woman...
I thought your kiss would be bliss to taste surrendering all to the heat of us face to face finally a perfect insanity that’s what you create in me a turning and burning in my mind ‘til I find no more room for disgrace so I chase you away from me waiting for you to see all that you hate in me is all that you’ve made in me you’re never the same from day one to day two do you know who you are or...