January 2011
my sister quit her job today.
I’ll miss the bits she passed onto me during her time as a celebrity stylist assistant. especially with awards season in full swing. but I’m glad she stood up to the crazy lady she was working for. hopefully she’ll find another crazy lady to work for if she’d like to continue in this field.
ps: “Lisa Marie Presley got a lap-band” is the last gossip she gave me.
“I am at Ione Skye’s house.”
– Text I just recieved from my sister
I haven't seen my therapist in 2 years.
I left her behind in the Bay Area. for the most part, I’ve been doing ok without her.
due to the anxiety caused by recent communications with a specific jerk face in my family, I now have a PHONE SESSION scheduled with my therapist on Friday. 9pm. I think cocktails are called for.
EDIT: ok so her pm was a typo and she called at 9am. the call was good, I feel better.
“Guess where I’m going tomorrow? Lisa Marie Presley’s house.”
– Thing my sister just said to me about her job. She’ll be going there after a visit to the Bening-Beatty home. They’re dressing LMP for her birthday party. Yes, I did ask her to take a thing for me.
I have not had my hairs cut since September
please submit your suggested styles for when I finally break down for a real cut and color.
you guys should remind me to tell you about the...
my brother kicked me out of his house on christmas morning 3 years ago (it’s sort of a long story but it ends with “he’s a dick”) and then just emailed me like nothing happened and hey what’s up?
“I was working on Live To Dance and there was this little kid walking down the...”
– thing my (super-tiny) sister said to me this week about her job.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-9) →
Liz Phair (2)
The Raveonettes (2)
Tracy Bonham (1)
The Cure (1)
The Cars (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
pro-tip:
when removing xmas tree from your apartment in late January because you’re really busy lazy, don’t tip the stand on the way out the door, spilling stagnant xmas tree water all over your hard wood floor. the smell is, to say the least, bad.
Fags and Child Molesters
essdogg:
I missed all of Louie when it originally aired, so I went back over the holidays and watched the whole season over the course of about two weeks. In my opinion, it’s one of the best shows on TV. It would be easy to say that Louis C.K. is a cringe-inducing dissecter of the ordinary, like Larry David. I like to think he’s more of a heat-mapper: he finds the hottest points of the most...
on running into hot boys you knew in high school...
ME: at Bread & Ink, motherfucking GENO just walked in. with his younger son. I look like shit, no makeup. he told me to say hello to you.,
BFF: Jealous! Not only cuz geno but bread and ink! have a bialy for me!
ME: already left. seriously, I basically rolled our of bed to take kat to look at an apartment and we stopped for breakfast and I am wearing no makeup and a HEADBAND and could not look worse. he is still beautiful, of course.
BFF: oh you're always gorgeous.
ME noooo here is proof, taken right now (*attached photo of me while waiting to get my flat tire replaced, no I'm not posting it here*)
BFF: oh.
Science Proves You're Stupid →
criminalwisdom:
“Hey numbnuts, cognitive science demonstrates that you’re not bright enough to realize what a clusterfuck your life is, because you’re wired to tell yourself a coherent story after the fact. Microsecond by microsecond, your neocortex spins a story that says: “I meant to do that.” Your conscious mind thinks its Sherlock Holmes, but really it’s Maxwell Smart, tripping through...
Hansen's Mandarin Lime
also a good vodka mixer.
doublejack:
rachelarogers:
sokeri replied to your photo: My new favorite drink (fresca and vodka - grey…
um, I’m sorry, but the *correct* mixer is Squirt. the Squirtdriver is the cocktail you are looking for.
Noted. Is this a Coke/Pepsi type difference?
The awesomeness of the name alone makes me want to try it.
Safeway Brand Diet Grapefruit Soda + Vodka 4 LIFE.
when you visit me,...
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stfuconservatives asked: I wanna know about those free drinks too. Maybe they mean because guys tend to buy women drinks at bars? Whatever. I am not getting enough free alcohol to justify the oppression of the patriarchy.
“Coming into a feminist conversation with, “Have you considered that sometimes...”
– The above is a great excerpt from a post at Fugitivus a couple years ago. The post is longish, and definitely worth a read, but this particular quote stood out.
You can probably imagine the stupid ass shit that doesn’t get out of The Border House moderation queue. ”HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT MEN ARE...
My Desktop
is red. Just plain red. Delvis is shiny black.
“I’ve seen Annette Bening naked.”
– Thing my sister said to me this week while talking about her job.
word games?
scrabble on iPhone via facebook? check
words with friends on iPhone? check
wordfeud on Android? check
if you find me, I will play. I might forget to take my turn for days at a time, but I’ll play.
As far as auto emergencies go...
that one wasn’t so bad. Cost me nothing (except the eventual replacement of my tire, the spare is full size and in decent shape) and was resolved in half an hour.
Anyone else wish Ryan would call them sweet names...
Just me? Ok.
sometimes I feel like I just don't have anything...
or anything worth giving. or something.
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