March 2012
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“to rid the body of harmful toxins attained from watching too much reality...”
– my favorite part of the description for that Groupon.
you can't make this stuff up... actually, wait, I...
this is a Groupon offered today for the Portlandia region. but the place is located in the Super-Burbs so it’s extra special:
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but it must be swallowed whole, like a pill. Stay healthy to the core with this Groupon.
$24 for Ionic-Detox Foot Spa Treatment ($75 Value)
In a living-room-theater area, the 40-minute detoxifying ionic-foot-spa session...
I now know why there are shooting ranges.
And why there are gun control laws.
